From within the Kennedy Compound
December 8, 2008

Possessions.
Too many events and too little sleep have transpired since Philadelphia for me to remember much of it. There was a restive red-eye from JFK to Dakar, where 29 confused people got of the plane and into the first bus with open doors in eyesight before considering where they needed to go.

Can't we just walk it?
These airfield buses seem to be the thing here in West Africa. They have no signs indicating their destination and only carry you 30 or 40 yards, but the man in the blue camouflage and with the rifle strongly suggests you take it. There was also the inception of Mefloquine Wednesdays, when most of us take our weekly malaria meds. As Mike, a fellow trainee said, a couple days a week of heightened anxiety, sleeplessness, and terrifyingly lucid nightmares are much preferred to a foreshortened life of exploding blood vessels.
And it’s the anxiety that really took hold of me on the first day in-country. On the plane ride, people from the different projects in our staging group, Small Business Development, Public Health and Agroforestry (mine), were quizzing one another on their job descriptions and quickly finding that no one really knew anything about what they were going to be doing. Sure, people are qualified and could say things like, “Oh, I’ll be working with NGOs to facilitate more sound business practices” or “I’ll be trying to increase the nutrient productivity of crops among rural farmers and starting Moringa plantations,” but clearly these were responses we had all repeated for weeks or months to people asking us why we were going to West Africa.

Want vitamins? Eat, drink, or just lick this Moringa tree.
We were (and definitely still are) completely ignorant of how Guinea operates and what working toward those ends entails. So, when we finally unloaded from the quick flight from Dakar to Conakry and deposited ourselves and our vital possessions into the Peace Corps vans for a ride through our new country’s capital, the vagueness of my oft-repeated explanations was suddenly dwarfed by the chaotic streets of midday Conakry.

Mind the gap.

A more representative image.
What am I doing here again? After being stared at and waved to for a half hour, the bus pulled us into a concrete walled compound that said Peace Corps on the gate.

Peace Barracks.

Amy on the roof.
Sadiqi, a current Peace Corps Volunteer assisting with our pre-service training, keeps wondering aloud whether Conakry is the only national capital without regular electricity. It may well be, but electricity is not its only problem. The water system is unclean and only operates periodically and waste seems to get dumped directly into the ocean.

Do not swim here.
But the people are absolutely incredible, and I doubt it’s just because we’ve been around mainly Peace Corps foreign national workers. Last Friday night, I missed dinner because I was typing an email. Ibrahim, the dishwasher and general kitchen master, found me some spaghetti and has since called out my name when I come in to eat, as though marking me off the absent list. We’ve had many a small chat over the weekend (which actually feels like it has lasted weeks), and today he even invited me and some other trainees to his Tabaski (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eid_ul-Adha) meal tomorrow. Here, it’s kind of like inviting someone to your Easter and Thanksgiving meals all wrapped into one. It was hugely nice of him to do so, and I knew that saying no would be, if not an insult, at least a bit let down, but the prospect of navigating this city unguided on an enormous holiday was way too much for me. I had to say no thanks. I’m pretty sure he understood why, well, I hope.
On Tuesday, we go off to our training site and begin living with our host families. In preparation, we had a Homestay Orientation this afternoon, the highlight of which was a detailed explanation of latrine use. Now, of course, there is a toilet paper method that seems to be preferred by most PCVs, but there is also a second method that is preferred by the Guineens. This is the “Water Method,” and it involves a bare left hand, a kettle of water in the right hand, well trimmed fingernails and results in an intimate knowledge of one’s stool characteristics. They say it’s far more comfortable than paper during those inevitable bouts of diarhea and sooner or later you’ll run out of toilet paper. As Siara, another PVC assisting with our PST, declared, “You don’t choose the ‘Water Method’. The ‘Water Method’ chooses you.”
Am I already chosen???
In the last couple days here, I’ve realized that my jeans and unbreathable shirts are meant for a totally different place. (I’m still ridiculously scared of malaria and have been wearing long pants and sleeves as much as I can. As well, I’ve made a point of attacking any mosquito in eyesight – even at the risk of disrupting a speaker. The enemy shall receive no reprieve.) Once I get to our training site this week, I’ll be getting a couple outfits tailored. The material is really inexpensive and apparently the tailors are incredible. I saw a picture of a dude with a wild tailor made suit that couldn’t have cost much more than the equivalent of $20 USD. Local threads all the way.
Ian.
OK- The begging list:
2 oz. bottles of hand sanitizer
sugary water additives, like crystal light or even better gatorade powder
multi-vitamins
pro-biotic chewables (lactobacillus)
Kraft Mac ‘n Cheese
A fixed 60-gig iPod (that’ll be a miracle)
hard candy
powered spices (I’ll be eating rice and sauce for a very long time)
Also: Big up to Ben for a couple of those shots.
Hi, Ian,
I thoroughly enjoyed your pics of Guinea. I’m Amy deVries’ mom and especially enjoyed the picture of her writing a letter. I appreciate all the different perspectives each of you are giving me of your Peace Corps experience. If you are Agriforestry, you’ll be working with my son-in-law, Chris-Heijn. Good luck to you! All of us back at home are rooting for you all and keeping track of you. Take care.
Well blogged, sir.
So, things that need to get with the program…malaria?
Cousin! Sounds like a nice place to be. Except for the water method… I take it your gunna want some TP? Haha But yeah put some of those sounds you were bragging about on there. I mean pictures are cool but lets get the real experiance. Be careful and take care man. Ill send a care package out as soon as i can so expect it in about 6-7 months. Be safe.
-Cuz
Well written and very entertaining!
So, watch out for coups, please!
The new junta – Good, bad, or irrelevent to an extra-governmental organization such as yours?
Nice writing style, she flows, she opens her arms to you, she captures the polite, simmering excitement/anxiety of all white men in the outerrealms. Do keep it up, old boy, and douse that new suit in the beef-eatingest gin you can find.
As for the powered spices: Nuclear nutmeg or Hydroelectric Habanero?
Any idea how the recent announcement of a coup will affect you and other Peace Corps volunteers in the region?
Mssr.
I think it’s time for another update. Do they have you locked up in your compound or are you witnessing any of this shit. Keep your eyes open and for the love of god, be discreet with that huge telephoto lens. But don’t stop taking pictures.
What’s with calling when i’m not around. I guess i’ll just have sit by the fire and wait for the next call. I hope you’re being careful yet having the most amazing experience of all time. Wayne and I took the kids to see Marley & Me tonight and now were going to try to stay awake and see the ball drop. Paige got a guitar for christmas so you better be ready to jam with her, she’s taking lessons from grandpa!!
Happy New Year Bro.
Lots of love Heather,Wayne,Colby&Paige